Yeah. This is my day. Let me paint you a picture.
I'm sitting in a library in Bydgoszcz, Poland. My comp is sitting next to me, typing away. The elders are sitting by the windows, typing away. And I'm sitting here. Typing away. Also crying. Which is very embarrassing. I haven't cried in a library since July. And July, in my opinion, is all too recent. Honestly, I can't think of any reason a person should ever cry in a library. It's silly. Libraries are happy places! Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card. That's what they say, right? Right. However, today, libraries are not fun. Because what do you know, I'm sitting here at this computer, crying - little tears slipping down my face and plopping on my keyboard, sniffing - partly because I have a cold and partly because oh, what do you know, when you cry very often snot is involved. Disgusting. And I am, in fact, tissue-less. Welcome to my life.
So, Sister Young, why are you crying? Allow me to wyjaśnić the situation at hand.
My sister is getting married this week. Surprise! (It's not a suprise - I've been aware of the fact since November. And in November, it was a surprise. But surprises are supposed to be fun, so I'm trying to bring some joy into my life. Just go with it, yeah?) And this is REALLY great news. It is! Weddings are happy occasions! I love my sister, she loves Devin, he loves her - would you look at all the love floating around? It's great. Except occasionally, when one finds themself in Poland at a time such as this, the love floating thing is a little more difficult. And this is weird, but sometimes when it's hard to float love, you cry. Who knew, right? Personally, I'm not a fan. But okay. There you go. And it also turns out the when you cry, sometimes emailing is NOT the most enjoyable activity. Because guess what? It just makes you cry some more. This may come as a BIT of a surprise, but Sister Young Is Not A Fan Of Crying. Hence, this day is awesome.
Anyways. I'm sure I can find more interesting things to write about.
Or possibly not.
Possibly everything will make me cry today.
Possibly this is one of those charming emotional crying days.
Possibly on my train today for Poznań (exchanges) I'll just be a sobbing wreck, and Elder White will just stare at me and try to figure out how to help, but since that's not actually possible, he'll just stare some more and feel very uncomfortable. That is a definite possibility.
Oh today.
Anyways. I really will try now.
Last week, Sister Lenhart went on exchanges to Szczecin. Which is a good 5 hours of train both ways. Which, back in the good old days, would have meant HELLO Sister Young Gets 10 Hours Of Alone Time (and that equates napping and listening to my soundtracks and cleaning the apartment and baking banana bread. And that equates heaven)! But this is not the good old days. So what that means, is that Sister Young Got Lots And LOTS Of Quality Bonding Time With The Starsi Of Bydgoszcz. Which is fine too. It's just not, you know. NAPPING. So on Monday night I was with Elders Swicegood and Retallick. That was fun. They are charming. Elder Retallick especially personafies the word "charming", because he's British. And charming and British go together like tea and crumpets (not that I know anything about crumpets, but they always seem to linger around the word "tea"). And guess what? He may in fact be the coolest human ever, because he loves ALL THE THINGS (please see, All The Things). (All The Things: a phrase used to envelop a large group of ideas and/or objects that don't neccesarily belong together except under very specific circumstances. In this case, we use All The Things to mean All The Things Sister Young Loves. All The Things being: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Downton Abbey, One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Christopher Nolan, Batman, Inception, James Bond, soundtrack music, The Hunger Games, etc.) He loves ALL THE THINGS and he's British. There you go. Also, Elder Swicegood is HILARIOUS. Silly silly elder. So yeah. That was fun. Then we had exchanges. Oh yay! Sister Barth came in. That was lovely. We had a grand old time, preachin' the G. Love it. Then on Wednesday I was with Elders Kotten and White. That was fun too. We contacted and tried meeting with a few of their potentials from tracting. It was, as one might imagine, a little awkward. Missionary work was not created for two elders and one sister. But it was really fun. We're all the best of friends now, the starsi and I. And, good news! While we were waiting for Sister Lenhart's train to come in, we assigned our District Spirit Animals.
And now. Without further ado. THE ANIMALS OF THE SPIRITS OF THE BYDGOSZCZ DISTRICT.
Elder Kotter: Sparrow (He's so bird-like, it's insane. It's like, you can just see him bouncing around from branch to branch, chirping, eating worms ... Okay. Not the eating worms bit. But he's a sparrow!)
Elder White: Black Bear (Sometimes a Spirit Animal is so good, you can't even really put it into words. Elder White is just such a black bear..)
Elder Swicegood: Lion (He's loud when he wants to be. He's chill when he wants to be. He's okay with sending off his lady to get the food - and he said this himself, so I can't be blamed for any of it.)
Elder Retallick: Owl (British. Classy. I have nothing more to say.)
Sister Lenhart: Platypus (She's a combination of a gagillion awesome but eclectic things, and yet, it just works. Also, she's fun. And I don't know about you, but to me, platypus just spells fun.)
Sister Young: Dolphin (At long last, Sister Young has a Spirit Animal! A legit one! Elder White chose it because (and I quote), "You're fun and like to mess with people but in a playful way, but you don't fight for attention or anything, and you're clever." So yeah. I'll take that. I can own a dolphin.)
Marek, the strange man who tried to make me hold his baby last week, asked me if, after my mission, and he divorces his wife (who is sitting right next to him), I would marry him. That was weird. I said no..
We met a cool mom named Patrycja. She has two little kids. We're hoping to meet with her this week. That would be SUPER awesome.
You guys, guess what? The sun doesn't set until 5 O'CLOCK these days! At four, it's TOTALLY still light! It's the CRAZIEST thing ever.I love it. So much.
It's also freezing. Like, arctic. Like, glacial. Like, frigid. It's SO COLD. I go outside, and I get an instant headache from the cold. I didn't even know that was possible. But there you go. Apparently extreme cold can give you a killer headache. And honestly, the worst part is, there's not much you can do about it. I'm bundled up like Randy, but there's just nothing to do about a cold face. Short of wearing a ski mask. And I have a feeling that would not be do-able. Can you imagine us walking up to someone with a ski mask, "Dzień dobry! Jesteśmy misjonarkami z Kościoła ... Oh. They're gone. Alright. Next ones!" Yeah. I just have a feeling that would not work. Tragic, that. I'd love a good ski mask.
Well. That's that. Sorry about the randomness and uncomfortableness of this email. And also of last week's email. I just keep emailing on days that are weird, emotion-wise. And that just makes for some REALLY weird emails. But whatever.
LOVE YOU ALL!
Siostra Young